Lacoste Crocodile Mythology Sneaker Collection

I love all of these releases from Lacoste. The kicks are, apparently, an homage to the varying myths and legends surrounding... crocodiles:

“Crocodiles are featured in many myths and legends around the world with diverse stories ranging from Ancient Egypt where the powerful half man, half crocodile Sobek came out of the sea to create the world. To the Albino Crocodile in South Africa which inhabits the sacred Lake Venda. In Melanesia the Kawai people of Papua New Guinea believe that they are descendants of Nuga, a half man, half crocodile creature created long ago from a piece of wood and in New York we explore the reported sightings of sewer crocodiles around the city.”

Yeah. Well anyway these shoes are the pwn, but once again, I will be SOL according to Hypebeast because *deep breath* I live in bumblefuck and the shoes "will only be available from an exclusive selection of stores globally." Blerg.

Well if you live near one of these stores, the three styles pictured on this page will be released at the rate of one per month from April through June. I suppose I could have just said 'April, May, and June,' but I didn't, so just let it go Ryan. Let it go...

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Terminator: Salvation Trailer

Look if you can't get yourself behind humanity as it fights a futile war against an overpowering robotic army, I don't see much hope for you.

P.S. Sorry about formatting, I will fix it tomorrow.

P.P.S. Whatever. You can see the whole thing. Maybe I'll do it later.

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Groan

Emily Kaiser reports for City Pages that the Minneapolis City Council is looking at options for banning drink specials and "bar games" at bars throughout the city. When I say banning drink specials, I mean just that: goodbye happy hour. So long nightly specials. Good grief, in this economy we have the state's largest municipality angling to shuffle bar patrons to adjacent cities to get a good deal on drinks, putting a millstone around the ankle of restaurants and bars that are already on thin ice. How out of touch can these people possibly be?

The theory behind these measures is to decrease binge drinking. What the fuck is next, mandatory coasters and seatbelt requirements for barstools? In a state with the most unfriendly booze laws this side of Utah, one must ask, as Kaiser does, "Could Minnesota drinking become any more lame than it already is? Apparently Minneapolis is trying to make it so."

The story was apparently broken by WCCO on Feb. 10. Link. The next council meeting is scheduled for March 9.

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Dell Inspiron Mini 9 = $199

So remember how I was saying that you could easily get a netbook or mini laptop that would offer leaps and bounds of functionality beyond the Kindle and Kindle 2 for around the same price? Well here is your proof.

$199 for one day only! Go here now.

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Bummer

OObject is reporting on 15 amazing skyscraper projects that have hit the skids due to whatever it is that people in finance have done to the rest of us who don't know anything about finance. I'm pretty bummed that some of my favorites are among them: the Chicago Spire, the Russia Tower, and 56 Leonard St. in New York. All three pictured below.

The Chicago Spire, Santiago Calatrava

Russia Tower, Foster + Partners

56 Leonard St., Herzog and de Meuron

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StripGenerator

StripGenerator lets you make your own comic strip without requiring artistic talent. Believe it or not, I made the strip below in less than five minutes!



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385: Gallery of Inspiration

Here are a few examples of "inspirational" images from the web that you can find at 385.


The post-it made me chuckle. Out loud. AT WORK. So embarassing. Yeah...so what are you up to tonight? You wanna get some Thai food and watch The Biggest Loser? Oh...no I didn't realize...no I'm sorry...well how the hell was I supposed to know you find the topic of obesity offensive? Oh, get personal, real mature...no...no...well fine, I don't want to see you either you fat-hating bigot. Maybe they can't afford...well of course its cosmetic, but their health is at stake...Jesus, plastic surgery is your answer to everything isn't it? WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIPO YOUR FUCKING BRAIN?!

mmmmm coffee.

UNO Industries @ POOLTRADESHOW

So last week all two of you and my mom may have noticed that the blog was severely neglected. That is because, as previously stated, I was in Las Vegas for the POOLTRADESHOW with my pals Abraham and Rachel, the muscle behind the superbrand UNO Industries. Below are several fairly unrepresentative photos of the chaos that is registering, building, setting up, and selling at a trade show.

On Monday morning, I took a cab from the airport to the Planet Hollywood Hotel (awful place, don't stay there). After a quick change of clothes, I was picked up curbside by a U-Haul panel truck. As there were five of us for set-up day, I took my place in the back of the truck with the lumber and Oscar, the outside construction consultant who was gracious enough to help out. Riding in the back of a dark panel truck is scary, and also dangerous: I nearly lost a leg to flying lumber and shifting tools. Thankfully Abraham is a skilled truck driver and these uncomfortable incidents were kept to a minimum.

The Canvas

We arrived at the LVCC, which is probably about the size of downtown Minneapolis, at around noon. Making this logistical nightmare all the more fun was the fact that UNO had two booths at the show, each on opposite sides of the convention center. After shuffling materials from one booth to another, the building process began in earnest. After several hours, some ill-fated experimentation with tables and drop-cloths, and a splinter or two, we had the foundation in place. Day one in Vegas ended with a $14 club sandwich and me snoring loudly.


The Agony


The Product

Tuesday. Opening day of the show. Madness. The guys from Homage constructed a beer pong table, the fur was flying, and I spent 3 hours driving around in the panel truck looking for a phantom Home Depot. In my defense, my iPhone map is clearly not up to date. After locating a store in a distant location, I made my way back to the show and began demonstrating to looky-loos and serious buyers alike the magic that is UNO magnetic jewelery. Day 2 ended with the best Cuban sandwich I've ever had, the opening night party at Beauty Bar, and some intense craps at Caesar's with Abe and Terrence.

Creative Differences

Slangin'

Wednesday... sick. Desert air? I don't know, but I had a head cold to beat the band (what the hell does that even mean?). I slept in and let the professionals handle the show. I had lunch and dinner with my cousin, who works for MC2, who ironically build trade show displays... I learned a great deal about the trade show business and assault weapons, as well as a powerful lesson that upsetting my cousin could be a terrifying prospect. Ah, the Dahlens...

Thursday, and its getting to be about that time. I pack up and help out on the last day of the show. UNO is huge in Japan, and so am I.

Snooze City Designs

Another offering from the POOLTRADESHOW, Snooze City Designs out of West Hollywood showcases some pretty badass pillowcases. The Great Wave design is awesome. Hopefully they come out with colors sometime soon.

DynoMighty Designs

Last week I was in Vegas helping out my friends at UNO Industries for the bi-annual Magic and POOLTRADESHOW exhibitions at the LVCC. While I was there hocking magnets and ball chain, I met Terrence Kelleman, President and Designer for DynoMighty. The Brooklyn-based company made its name in the magnetic jewelery game, but has moved on to produce wallets and totes made out of recycled plastics.

I used to make duct tape wallets with my friends in high school, so I can appreciate the fabrication process, but the gimmick here is the unique decor of each wallet. The prints range from Air Mail envelopes to dot matrix print paper and comic strips. The illusion of flimsy paper folded into a wallet is only dispelled when you touch the recycled plastic material and feel the quality of construction and toughness of the product. $15 at the Dynomighty website.