7.07.2009

NeoLithic Ceramic Cooking Knives

Throwback knives. Who would've guessed. These ceramic blades are inspired by rudimentary cooking tools used by neolithic man. I don't think you can go wrong with steel blades and nice safe wooden handles, but apparently designer Matthias Kaeding would beg to differ.

So they look neat, but really, I don't see...the point? God I'm on fire today.

These are prototypes I guess, as there is no word on a release on any of the sites I visited.


via selectism

iSaw

My favorite USB gadget since the monkey handwarmers I discovered last winter. This is, in fact, an operable chainsaw powered via USB port. The 3/8" saw chain is capable of sawing through real wood and, one would assume, flesh and bone. Hooray for crazy office toys. According to the manufacturer:

"Cut through different types of wood as you would with a full-sized electric chainsaw. Saw chain (included) delivers fast cutting speed with good efficiency. i.Saw guide bar is also compatible with most third-party saw chains."


No offense to the USB missile launcher set, but I think you've been outclassed here. This new office tool must certainly be...a cut above the rest (Dr. Evil pinky touch to the lower lip)?

The iSaw is 15.2 x 5.8 x 5.1 inches and weighs 8.2 lbs, so this is a very real, no-fucking-around chainsaw, and will be shipped in the fall of 2009.

Available for pre-order here for $59.95 plus shipping.

via gizmodo

7.02.2009

Overpriced Sneaker Watch: adidas Micropacer LE

Here's a new offering from adidas: the Micropacer LE "60 Years of Soles and Stripes" available for $175(?!?!) here.

$175? Mother of god I need to get into this extortionist sneaker racket. I mean, $175 for high performance footwear I can see, but my god these are showpiece sneakers. They're probably made out of vinyl and super glue. Adidas usually comes with reasonably priced gear, but apparently not this time. Sheesh.


via hypebeast

6.24.2009

USA 2-0 Spain

The United States Men's National Team beat Spain in the FIFA Confederations' Cup in South Africa about 2 minutes ago and I am losing my mind so I will have to write more later. Spain has had its 15-game winning streak and 35-game unbeaten streaks terminated by my boys who play their SOCCER for the USA. European club teams take note: sign these boys up.

pic: Jozy Altidore celebrates the opener versus Spain.

6.18.2009

Vintage Coke Cans



Thanks to RD
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Kings of Leon x Barking Irons T-Shirts

Barking Irons, one of my favorite producers of high quality design t-shirts, has these Kings of Leon prints available for sale. Look good while supporting some good 'ol Southern Rock 'n Roll.

Available here for $25 and $35, respectively. That's a good deal.

Star Wars x Medicom Toy Boba Fett Kubrick Collection

I am alerting all four of you who still read this blog that there are new Boba Fett minis from Medicom and Star Wars coming out. They are mini. They are Boba Fett. Or at least they are supposed to be Boba Fett. I'm a fairly rabid purist when it comes to my Star Wars, and I'm pretty sure Boba Fett never had a cattle prod or purple armor. Whatever. It has been a horribly slow week and I'm basically just going through the motions.

The only one who looks like Boba Fett is the one on the right above here. I'm getting more and more perturbed by these imposters as we go along. I am a pretty big fan of creative license, but I mean come on, these fuckers look like storm troopers, not the last of the mighty Mandalorian Warriors, Boba Fett, Greatest Bounty Hunter Alive!



toys via hypebeast, video by robot chicken

6.17.2009

NYPD Nissan Altima Hybrid Patrol Cars Spotted in the Wild

So I guess the announcement was made in April or something, but here's a pic of the new 35-mpg NYPD patrol car. Yup, that's an Altima. $1500 more per car, 19 mpg more on city streets, looks like something the cops in Luxembourg might drive.

via core77

adidas Originals x STAR WARS


From StarWars.com:

"Global streetwear icon, adidas Originals is proud to announce a unique collaboration with one of the world's best known and loved brand marks: Star Wars. This stellar Spring/Summer 2010 collection fuses iconicStar Wars characters and scenes with classic adidas Originals footwear and apparel silhouettes.

This collaboration between adidas Originals and Lucasfilm Ltd. "has been an exciting process," according to Ben Pruess, adidas Originals VP of Product Marketing. "To work with Lucasfilm in bringing a timeless story to life on our products is great. Like adidas Originals, the Star Wars brand has a long and rich history of being a leader, leaving an indelible mark on pop culture. For fans of the films, sneaker heads or those that love fun and fresh designs, the collection gives you the chance to find the Force or join the dark side."

Inspired by the galactic saga, the Star Wars collection consists of limited edition as well as mass distribution footwear, apparel and accessories for men, women and kids. Classic adidas Originals track tops, and several legendary sneaker styles are represented with characters and scenes from the epic saga in reinterpreted versions.

Expect to see Darth Vader and stormtrooper graphics on select iconic Originals styles. Other key Star Wars characters and memorable moments from the films will also be represented in innovative, cool ways.

The Spring/Summer Star Wars collection will be introduced at retail beginning January, 2010. Select retailers, as well as adidas Originals Stores worldwide will carry the collection. The collaboration will also contain a Fall/Winter 2010 line as well with new characters on different select footwear and apparel."

This better not suck.