10.16.2009

2010 Winter Olympics Gold Medal

The 2010 Winter Olympics are coming up in Vancouver, BC. The gold medals will be made out of recycled circuit boards, which is pretty cool, because recycling is good and waste is bad. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Also, if you are on fire, stop, drop, and roll.

Tangentially, I've read that Vancouver grows some of the best marijuana in the world. I wonder how many of the snowboarders will pass their drug tests...

via gizmodo

Burning Cities Firescreens

The modern day skylines of Rome and London burn in your fireplace. Pretty ingenious, and the potential for other creative things to faux-burn is endless.

via core77

10.06.2009

Vampires


I love vampires. Books, movies, pretty much any medium you can imagine. Interview With the Vampire? Dynamite. Underworld? Kate Beckinsale in patent leather. Blade? Stephen Dorff gets killed by Wesley Snipes.

My point? Vampire stories melt my face.

The issue? You adolescent fuckers with your angst and target market appeal are ruining vampires.

First it was this Twilight business shaking up well-established vampire lore with your chiseled, day-walking, sparkly, lusty teenagers and their girlfriends. Now its this, and THIS, and a bunch of other infuriating crap I don't want to find right now because I'm busy ranting.

Vampires drink human blood, they burn up in the sunlight, you may or may not be able to kill them with a stake to the heart, and they most certainly don't suck. Leave my vampires alone, or I will fight you. Whoever YOU are...or is...whoever you is? No. We'll go over this grammar business later, but for now, just stay the fuck away from my vampires please.

Thanks.

Best,
RGD

10.03.2009

Melton Wool Coat by Edifice

Melton wool is named after the town of Melton Mowbray in Leicstershire, England, which is famous for pork pies and some cheese that may or may not be blue. I know that because wikipedia says so, and the people who post on wikipedia are infallible.

I also learned that Pedro Moonpig is a local resident who is the inspiration behind the ubiquitous MoonBeam cocktail (one shot Amaretto, one shot Southern Comfort, one full lime fruit over ice). Another local, Franklin Edgar John (1308-1782), was a well-respected time traveller. It seems that the sleepy village of Melton Mowbray has a penchant for producing things--and people--of note.

Anyway... this Melton coat is by Edifice, and may or may not be available at some point in the future for an undisclosed price at places to be determined.



I was just kidding before. According to Selectism, you can get one at Opening Ceremony or Liberty London. I don't know what those are, but it's a nice coat, right?

via selectism

Good Magazine: Transparency Feature Graphs

Saw these graphs for Good (a magazine, I'm told) on Cool Hunting this morning. I'm really impressed by the cleverly intuitive layout of the bankruptcy graph above and the transportation and drug use graphs below. The flickr page for Good Transparencies is chock full of goodness like this, and when I get around to perusing the magazine, I will let you know if it is worth your valuable time. Whether it is, in fact, good. Done now.

Speaking of valuable time, I have recently begun a job with a rather strenuous work schedule which is largely responsible for the dearth of posts this last week. So to my regular readers: rest assured I will do my best to make it up to both of you.

via CH

9.23.2009

Get Out of Jail Free Card for the Gentlemen

The next time you get in trouble with your special lady (or special gentleman, or gentlemen, or lady and gentleman, or any combination thereof) just give them this. If that doesn't work, you must have done something really shitty or be dating Hitler or the Taliban.

You're welcome, in advance.

9.21.2009

Mark McCloud and his Blotter Barn

Juxtapoz has an interview with consciousness expander Mark McCloud who, according to some reports, has a collection of blotter paper--the modicum of choice for LSD consumption for some four decades now--more complete than the FBI and DEA. The article is fascinating, as are the images.

Quinn the Eskimo, Dylan's pied piper of the North:


Some furthur examples from McCloud's Blotter Barn site, where you can order prints in varying sizes (sans lysergic acid diethylamide, of course):



Check out the prints and prices here.

Like it or not, this is really a snapshot of one of the most controversial aspects of a hugely important counterculture and the art it inspired. I'm really quite taken with some of these prints and the detail that goes into their production.

Best Buy, Masters of Subtlety

Best Buy has just dropped the price of Sony's PlayStation 3 $100 to $299. They are also now hooking it up to your TV for you for... $130. Now I'm no math whiz, but from my calculations, a sales tax of %6.5 makes the former $399 price point sell at $424.94. The $299 price point sells at $318.44. Now I'll exhaust my mathematical tricks by telling you that $318 + $130 = $448.00.

Alright. Some early morning mental gymnastics. So, from mathematics, I'll move into an area I'm somewhat more comfortable with: telling you that this is a fucking joke and I'll come to your house and do it for free because its about as difficult as ironing a shirt. If you don't know how to iron a shirt, there's no hope for you and you and Paris Hilton will die stupid, rich, and alone.

*sigh* I'm sorry for picking on stupid people and Paris Hilton. Jesus knows you all have more to worry about than ironing shirts and playing video games. Life is hard, I know.

SRS Engergy's Solé Power Tile

Pretty cool stuff. All the benefits of solar power without the aesthetically horrific panels. Going green without compromising is the wave of the future, and these tiles are the surfboards. Or something. I need coffee.

Oh hopefully you can get them in something a little closer to the original red clay, but its a start, right?

springwise via coolhunter

The Manchester Derby


Some background:

I'm a football (not throwball, FOOTBALL) fan. I've played since I could walk, and as with anything that interests me I have always kept up with what the best in the world are doing. In 1992, a young fellow named Ryan Giggs was playing for the Famous Manchester United. He was 17 years old. I was amazed, and I have continued to follow him, his career, and his club for the last 17 years.

Throughout that time, Man United has had the biggest players in the world on the stage at Old Trafford: Cantona, Keane, Beckham, Scholes, Stam, Schmeichel, Ronaldo, and Rooney to name only a few. During the Giggs era they have won every possible top tier honor for an English club, including two European Cups, eleven English Premier League titles, four Football Association Cups, the FIFA Club World Cup, and countless lesser accolades.

In short, I have been a fan of the greatest football club in the world for 17 years.

Now, the Derby:

A Derby Day is when two clubs from the same city or region play each other. In the US, there are many high school, college, and professional rivalries that qualify. Jets-Giants, Cubs-Sox, Yankees-Mets, Michigan-Michigan State, North-Henry, ad infinitum.

In football, there are several very important derbies that every fan knows about: Liverpool-Man United, Internazionale-AC Milan, Real Madrid-Atletico Madrid, and Boca Juniors-River Plate (Buenos Aires). In English football, you also have the North London Derby between Tottenham and Arsenal, the Merseyside Derby between Liverpool and Everton, and various other derbies that range from pub leagues to the Premiership.

Now that you have the basics, let's discuss my favorite: the Manchester Derby.

First contested on November 12, 1881, the Manchester Derby has an official Football Association tale of 62 wins for United and 41 for City with 49 draws. Fairly competitive, sure, but as anyone who knows anything about sports rivalries can tell you, the record doesn't matter, its the spirit that counts, and there are few things on this planet more spirited than the blue half versus the red half in Manchester.

Yesterday marked the umpteenth Manchester Derby, and had special significance as both teams are looking likely to finish near the top of the league this year. The game was intense, and truly a rollercoaster ride, as my neighbors can probably attest to given my early morning shouting fits (kickoff was at 7:30am here), but in the end the famous Man United won after a last-gasp strike by former Liverpool player Michael Owen.

Best of all, following the match, City striker Craig Bellamy was captured in this pullitzer-worthy photo interacting with one of the 76,212 Mancunians who made this day, in the words of United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, "the best derby of all time."