This week, by hook or by crook, I shall provide you with Newrosis' guides to Summer '09 board shorts and sunglasses. I am making a commitment. A promise. A promise that, if broken, will cause me to get really, really choked up. Seriously, I'll be sad. I may also briefly feel inadequate, but I assure that feeling will pass like flatulence on the wind.
Cheers, happy hump day.