Come up with something more amazing than a wall of 20-inch cinema displays showing off the entire catalog of iPhone app icons. Then, connect the displays to the app store so the icons 'ping' like a pebble in water every time they're purchased. If you can do that, and I hate you as much as I hate Apple, you will at least grudgingly earn my respect.
Apple has often been the object of some criticism because of their cultish attitude and insistence on exclusivity and secrecy, but I mean come on, this shit is just crazy.
Captured on display at WWDC 2009.