While I question the durability of these recycled necktie and suit wallets, there is no denying that the concept of reusing old ties and suits is both green-minded and not a bad recession buster. Whatever that means. I guess that's all contextual, since the wallet will cost you $28 here, but buying a used tie at goodwill probably runs about $5, so it certainly isn't doing you any favors, but whoever makes them is probably cackling maniacally and barking at the moon. Because he's a dog. Or something. I don't know.
You ever have one of those days where you just kind of stare blankly at the screen while your fingers continue to dance across the keyboard, and after three or four minutes you look down to find nothing but gibberish and disjointed thoughts? No? Fuck you then.